i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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