Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My dad just said "fuck circus"
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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