operation have a gay friend backfired
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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