Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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