the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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