Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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