Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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