ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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