Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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