whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
