I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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