He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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