I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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