I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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