dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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