Can Purell be used as lube?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I will be naked everywhere
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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