Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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