So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
