Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Every concussion has its silver lining
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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