omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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