I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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