nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Randomize
