TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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