I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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