His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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