i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Randomize
