im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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