so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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