did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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