even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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