I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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