If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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