do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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