I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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