I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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