I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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