that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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