This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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