remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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