am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
