if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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