Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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