Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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