READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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