I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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