you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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