he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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