I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
