I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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