Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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